February 2012
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sassybiologist asked: ((Someone needs an c3< ! )) A kismesis? What's that, may I ask sweetie?
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sassybiologist asked: Yes, I'm better~ Just gotta take my medicine and I'll be fine. You're welcome honeybun! It's been a while, anything interesting happen?
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8endand8r8k:
asktricksterhelmsman:
doe2 2omethiing have two bee up wiith iit~?
Well, yes! I don’t see a point in laughing for no reason.
Unless you’re plotting something.
ii’m not plottiing anythiing~! heeheeheeheehee~
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8endand8r8k:
asktricksterhelmsman:
8endand8r8k:
asktricksterhelmsman:
oh, ju2t 2omebody~ heehee! you can call me helm2y~
Just some8ody? Whatever you say. You can call me Marquise then. ::::)
a2 you wii2h marquii2e~ heeheeheehee~!
So, what’s up with that laugh?
doe2 2omethiing have two bee up wiith iit~?
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8endand8r8k:
asktricksterhelmsman:
8endand8r8k:
asktricksterhelmsman:
hello~! heeheeheehee~
Hello… Who ARE you?
oh, ju2t 2omebody~ heehee! you can call me helm2y~
Just some8ody? Whatever you say. You can call me Marquise then. ::::)
a2 you wii2h marquii2e~ heeheeheehee~!
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sassybiologist asked: I'm fine! Just got out the hospital a few days ago. How about you honey?
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8endand8r8k:
asktricksterhelmsman:
hello~! heeheeheehee~
Hello… Who ARE you?
oh, ju2t 2omebody~ heehee! you can call me helm2y~
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8endand8r8k started following you
hello~! heeheeheehee~
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highbloodculler started following you
heeheehee~ hello agaiin 2iir~
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sassybiologist asked: Hello again sweetheart~
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~Prologue~
Mistakes happen.
Paradox space works to contain that, but things leak out.
Sollux Captor checked and rechecked his code over the days and nights he spent hunched over his keyboard, taking hurried, reluctant breaks only to feed his lusus and sometimes himself. and in most universes, he got it right. In some of them, he collapsed before he could finish the longest and most important...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> Truly, your matesprit has a way with words.
h-heeheehee! nnh~ ye2~ plea2e~
> Find some coordination somewhere and slip your hands under the hem of his shirt, trying to pull it off.
==> Oh well you can help with that.
==> You pull off your shirt for him and toss it to the side.
==> And look down at your body and screw up your face at...
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super8ass:
asktricksterhelmsman started following you
Hi there
Please be wary
Don’t trip over my
Shitty art
ii don’t thiink iit’2 2hiitty~!
((shhh quit that no it’s not))
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
==> And as he half sits up, you half lean back, holding onto his hips.
liike liike nnnngIIdontknow but
ahh
==> Aren’t your legs around his hips? Yeah? ==> Okay. Squeeze ‘em a little.
wanna just skiip everythiing and fuck??
> Truly, your matesprit has a way with words.
h-heeheehee! nnh~ ye2~ plea2e~
> Find some coordination somewhere and slip your hands under...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> Arch your back and ignore the way that makes the trampoline jiggle again.
ahh~h~
uhm~ ye2~?
==> Oh god, the sounds he makes. The sounds he makes. ==> You run your hands under his back, down over his ribs, and toward his hips.
maybe we should you know reposiitiion
> It takes a moment for you to parse his words because his...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> More magical words have never been spoken.
> Okay he can keep right on doing that. You’re just going to grind right back up.
==> Oh fuck god yes.
==> You start lifting his shirt and running your hands up his sides again.
nn
h hey
honey??
> Arch your back and ignore the way that makes the trampoline jiggle again.
ahh~h~
uhm~ ye2~?
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
you know
just
just
we can
nng
eat later
==> Annnnd harder.
> More magical words have never been spoken.
> Okay he can keep right on doing that. You’re just going to grind right back up.
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Hey Sherlock Fans →
sanctimonioushermetic:
lilywinterwood:
wizards-have-the-phonebox:
narglefighter:
It’s time for us to defend our boy. Go vote.
WE’RE LOSING AND IT’S NOT OKAY.
Uh-uh, this is not happening on my watch.
SHERLY FANS GO TUMBLR-BOMB THIS.
Why am I losing to some American goody-two-shoes sentimental idiot?
This will not do at all.
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
mnn~
oh~ okay~y~
> Aww but, but trampolines. And your horns.
> Yeah, you totally forgot your initial objective, didn’t you.
==> Fuck what he wants this is about you having fun. ==> You are a terrible matesprit, aren’t you.
so
kiitchen
lets….
==> YOUR BULGE CAN FEEL HIS BULGE THROUGH YOUR PANTS. ==> You caaaasually rock forward a...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> Sounds about right.
> You can’t concentrate enough to help him out at the moment, unfortunately. Little distracted.
==> Well dammit at least he could do that kneading-your-ass-like-so-much-pie-dough thing. ==> Forget the lips. You sit up so that you can grind your crotch against his.
II thiink we
we need 2
relocate
yeah??
mnn~
oh~...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> As amusing as the bouncy trampoline is you do try and stay still, especially once he grabs on to your horns. Or trickster equivalent thereof you guess.
> Hard candy is not a particularly sensitive material but it would hurt like a bitch if some rival tried to rip them out.
> Therefore you are just going to be a limp compliant blob until he lets...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> As amusing as the bouncy trampoline is you do try and stay still, especially once he grabs on to your horns. Or trickster equivalent thereof you guess.
> Hard candy is not a particularly sensitive material but it would hurt like a bitch if some rival tried to rip them out.
> Therefore you are just going to be a limp compliant blob until he lets...
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golgothicterror liked your post: embrisdichotomy:...
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embrisdichotomy:
/The sting of pain grows into ripping, tearing, his skin coming apart and his flesh with it, and somehow he feels the loss of control keenly against himself, feels that little bit of sense that holds the trickster’s head together glitch into nonexistance. Everything coming togetether to form his mind into a knife, to cut him rip him and break him. He nearly goes blind when the...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
==> It’s still not as easy as it could be, but it’s at least SOME easier to get your hips next to his. ==> Really the best position would be you on your back and he in between your Nope nope nope this position is fine.
==> There’s not much you can do with your hands in this position so you lay your elbows down on the trampoline, and grab his horns to hold his head in...
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: > Madhur: show up...
ioudasiscari:
asktricksterhelmsman:
> Timelines! Also Psii seriously needs to get laid.
2ure iit’2 normal~ heeheehee!
> Yeah, tricksters are weird.
…. huh
==> You stare at it for a moment. ==> And then lick it. ==> And trail your tongue up his neck, up his neck, and to his mouth again.
==> You seem to remember that you were going somewhere. Whatever.
> Oh.
>...
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embrisdichotomy:
/The pain rasps over his skin, the very edge and just a taste of what is to come, and he freezes, doesn’t go back or forward, just keeps on holding still to wait for more of that sting in his skin. It’s danger, it’s poising his throat so close to being bled, and it’s perfect./ II could be actiing.. /That is hollow and stupid and he knows it, because nothing about the way he...
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lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
lilsoll-computerninja:
It’th thtupid thounding!
heeheehee! aww, but iit’2 cute~!
> Oh hell no. Nothing ‘cute’ applies to you.
Don’t call me it. It’th thtupid and annoying.
2iigh~
alriight~ heeheehee! iif you iin2ii2t~
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lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
what’2 wrong wiith honeybee~? heeheeheehee!
> Sputter incoherently for a minute or two.
….Why?
why not~?
> You aren’t totally clueless. You know most Solluxes have a habit of objecting to the name.
> Admittedly, that’s often why you call them that.
It’th thtupid thounding!
...
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embrisdichotomy:
/At this point he isn’t even sure what’s weaker, more dangerous. Whether he should choke back his fear or try and mask his excitement. His body answers the question for him, arching up towards the touch, heedless of the danger or welcoming it. The claws so close to his skin, close to drawing his blood, enough to make his heart beat even faster. He’s craving the thrill of nails...
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highly-functioning-sociopath:
Lady Gaga - Judas...
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lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
lilsoll-computerninja:
Honeybee?!
> Be flattered and indignant at the same time.
what’2 wrong wiith honeybee~? heeheeheehee!
> Sputter incoherently for a minute or two.
….Why?
why not~?
> You aren’t totally clueless. You know most Solluxes have a habit of objecting to the name.
> Admittedly, that’s often why you...
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vulpes-misophonia asked: <)) i agree with anon. you are lovely.
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lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
lilsoll-computerninja:
My anthethtor? You’re the one with the name I can’t thay, right? Nithe to meet you I gueth. I’m Thoullux.
riight~ heehee~! iit’2 niice two meet you two honeybee~
Honeybee?!
> Be flattered and indignant at the same time.
what’2 wrong wiith honeybee~? heeheeheehee!
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Anonymous asked: *pets head* You are a beautiful man.
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Anonymous asked: steps on crotch
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Anonymous asked: *nudges crotch*
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lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
lilsoll-computerninja:
asktricksterhelmsman:
hello, 2weetheart~
Who’re you?
ii’m your ance2tor~ heeheeheehee! you can call me helm2y~
My anthethtor? You’re the one with the name I can’t thay, right? Nithe to meet you I gueth. I’m Thoullux.
riight~ heehee~! iit’2 niice two meet you two honeybee~